November 5th, 2007 by frankie23
God getting on your back? Satan won’t stop calling you? David Letterman keeps peering in your windows to watch you change? Keep them away the easy way with a Paranormal Restraining Order. At only $5 a pop, these babies are a steal for sure-fire protection against the above mentioned entities, as well as constant pests like extra-terrestrial visitors, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and even the Grim Reaper himself! Check ‘em out, and tell them Uncle Frank sentcha!
"In the fire of his jealousy the whole world will be consumed, for he will make a sudden end of all who live in the earth." ...except you.
Accused of hexing your neighbors again? Prohibit Satan from whisking you away for a night of debauchery. Never again be accused of consorting and conspiring with him.
Are they still tracking you? Get an injunction to remain unprobed and free from their unwanted advances.
Do you want to live forever? Keep Death from stalking you, with a temporary injunction.
Is he sending subliminal messages to you too? Known for his severe mental cruelty and insincere marriage proposals, finally be released from his mental harassment and hammering.
Take a hike without harassment.
No longer fear that Nessie will approach within 100 yards again.
A restraining order can be a powerful tool to help you keep yourself safe from an abusive paranormal entity, however, it is not your only choice and there are limitations to what a restraining order can do. A restraining order is not right for everyone in every situation and it cannot guarantee your safety.
Making the decision to apply for a restraining order can be very difficult, but it must be your decision. The following lists may help you decide whether a restraining order against a paranormal entity is the right choice for you.
It is important to remember that abuse in relationships often starts out fairly mild and then escalates over time. Even if the abuse does not escalate, it is important to remember that no one has the right to abuse you in any way. If you find yourself in a situation where such behaviors are occurring, this may be a warning signal to you that the entity is, or may become, dangerous to you.
Have some compassion for superstition. Even if it is funny LOL.
Where I am lately I have to smile a lot and say nothing.
You are so funny... Eugene. Thank you, and I always thought you would do good in a court of sorts... at least you would make them lough :)
Eugene, here is something for you to think about, since we payed 5 bucks for your services...
if we can't be bothered by all those bad things anymore, after using your service... what can we do with our lives now.
Please be serious this time, if you can.
I think they were working on it when the deparment of justice wanted to assemble a committee to establish a date to get together and choose the approriate people who can determine a meeting mandate for the actual date needed to hold a meeting in order to determine the best decision makers in government to decide on the legitimacy of a document which in effect denies the very body that is supposed to enforce it.
The latter part of this sentence being the noose conundrum that creates the interesting phenomena where it keeps turning back on itself and then reapeat again and again and.........
Well....not anytime soon
hehe thats so much fun... it reminds me of the document circulating around back in communist Poland. It consisted of few columns of words, adjectives, verbs to built the sentence. No matter which combination of words you have chosen from the columns you end up with the sentence that kind of make sense, creating a speech for a politician to carry like 30 hours worth of talk. It all made sense if you can imagine,
kind of speech that you can hear often when one of those clowns speak, yet not say anything.
Another would be a card that has written words on it... if you want to know what an idiot does every day - turn this card, and on the other side you would have the same thing written.