Anagram Club

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Dormitory - Dirty Room
Evangelist - Evil's Agent
Desperation - A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code -  Here Come Dots
Slot Machines - Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity - Is No Amity
Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler :)
Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Zs
Alec Guinness - Genuine Class
Semolina - Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point -  I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes -  That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one
Contradiction - Accord not in it
Parliament -  Partial Men or Anal Permit

Debit card - Bad Credit

Evangelist = Evil's Agent

Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars

Conversation = Voices Rant On

Funeral = Real Fun

A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it

The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar

The Hilton = Hint: Hotel

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing

Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade

The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future

A telescope = To see place
Elvis = lives
THE EYES: THEY SEE
Geologist = Go Get Oils
Christmas = Trims cash
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Waitress = A stew, Sir?
The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice
Princess Diana = end is a car spin
Garbage Man = Bag Manager
Hot water = Worth tea
Television programming = Permeating living rooms
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer

The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar

"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."
ANAGRAM:
"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

And for a contemporary one:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
(Neil Armstrong, on the moon)
ANAGRAM:
"A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"

And a final one, a perfect accompaniment to the impeachment trial; you're not going to believe this:
"President Clinton, of the USA"
ANAGRAM:
"To copulate, he finds interns"

Quote by Vonnegut:
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. =
A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth.

Quote by Oscar Wilde:
There is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about. =
Wilde died broken, beaten 'n' total nut. Hate being sunk in that rotten gaol. Shh, gay is taboo.

AND THE MOST AMAZING OF ALL (which says to me I am on the right track!)