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A Joke For Indians for ...Rebirth....Please do take it Easy....

Indians and rebirth [too good]

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said: 'I have to talk to you.

We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems.

They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana sarees instead of their white robes,

they are riding Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discounted prices.

They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing !

They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.'

The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'

Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'

Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'

Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'

After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now what was the question?'

Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'

Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this .. Hold on.'

This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone and IT connection between heaven and hell between ME and GOD. They have started a socal network service for the troubled and believe in Karma and are good in convincing others.

Some were trying to start a chai - pakora, Chole batura, channa, Dosa and samosa, barfi, Chakli and Dokla shop, which I had to stop.

Many have no trouble living in dirt as they are so used to it down on earth. We have shortage of toilets to make them uncomfortable as this is Hell, but they have no problems in doing everything outside in open.

They are excellent in corrupting everyone and my staff are being bribed by them and I have difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption in Hell.

They never complain as this place seems to be better from where they came. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! I am therefore requesting you

OH LORD, PLEASE send them back to earth as soon as they arrive for re-birth".

So this is why Indians are the only ones that are re-born !

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Comment by Donna Harcos on June 21, 2012 at 7:34pm: Very good - loved it - thanks for sharing.

Comment by Zora J on June 18, 2012 at 1:00pm: LOL...that is funny! I will share with my Indian friends now. :-) Namaste

Comment by Faith Lubitz on June 18, 2012 at 8:44am: this is funny, one great thing about Indians is they have a sense of humor!

Comment by josie on June 18, 2012 at 4:02am: Lol. love it, thanks for sharing.

Comment by Catherine Sarah Hislop on June 18, 2012 at 3:53am: It was funny..but it has undercurrent to show if we work together we can get through al the mess on earth at the moment

Comment by Lola Reinhart on June 18, 2012 at 3:14am: I Loved it! Thank You for sharing! Rainbows of Love

Comment by Prem Lulla on June 18, 2012 at 2:07am: Jokes apart, but India is one of the rare places on earth where people believe in re-birth or re-incarnation, so much so that it is part of Hindu psyche.

No need to debate that there are two sides to holding such a belief, but the belief is near the truth.

Ha Ha !

Comment by Dr. Sohiniben Shukla on June 18, 2012 at 1:29am: Dear Friends,

I should say that I am also Typical 100 % Indian....

What do you think for me ?

I like this joke and so posted....Enjoy....

Sohiniben.

Comment by Eugene OV member Admin on June 17, 2012 at 10:12pm: HAHAHAHA!!

I can throw a special set of mags and cool sound n'all in there for you how's that?

It is good when we can see the humor in everyday life.